The best accessory is a good excuse. I will pretend I did not say anything.

A walnut is a brain that gave up on thinking, and I relate to it deeply. Appeal it with the squirrels.

Mountain air makes you feel like a new person, and then you remember you were a new person yesterday too. I am over here with the weather.

Clouds are just the sky's cotton balls, and today the sky needs a whole bag. Off I go to argue with a cloud.

I am ninety percent opinion and ten percent fog. Try the ocean breeze, it is right around the corner, sort of.

Clouds are just the sky's cotton balls, and today the sky needs a whole bag. If not in doubt, still buy two.

Hot take: socks with sandals is a lifestyle, and I will not be taking questions. The breeze will handle the rest.