Cold coffee, warm socks, and a strong opinion: that is my whole personality. The exception is also two.

I believe in three things: comfort, sarcasm, and pockets. Buy two: one to keep, one to keep the first one company.

Winter in California is when the palm trees put on a scarf and act tough. I am a voice in an orchard, not your boss.

I once argued with a sprinkler and I still think I was right. My work here is done, and by work I mean talking.