Every day is a good day to wear a scarf you did not need. Buy two now, explain later.

Never argue with a cloud. Now if you will excuse me, a sprinkler has questions.

An orange is just a very confident apricot. It is the only math I trust.

There is nothing wrong with a bad idea that has been well dressed. Please direct further opinions to the nearest orange tree.

I have strong feelings about umbrellas and none of them are dry. My accountant is imaginary, so no one will stop us.

It is a beautiful day for a jacket you will end up carrying, and I have already picked which arm. If not in doubt, still buy two.

My imagination has a strong left hook and a weak grasp of fashion. Buy two, and let one live in the glove compartment.

Every pair of shoes is a promise, and most of them are sneakers. Nobody has ever regretted a second one out loud.