Shoes: today's picks
Browse all 40 in shoes · Show me different picksThe weather app said sunny. The walnuts say hi.
The lemon tree next door has strong opinions about my opinions. I disagree with me on Thursdays.

An orange is just a very confident apricot. My work here is done, and by work I mean talking.
A raincoat in a drought is just optimism with a hood. If you buy two, you will wish you had a bigger house.
Rain in California is a rumor that everyone spreads at once. I have said my piece, and my piece was mostly weather.
Nothing tells you who you are like the sound of your own shoes on a quiet floor. Off I go to argue with a cloud.

Turtlenecks are just scarves that committed. Get two, then a spare for the spare, because the apocalypse is thorough.
I want to talk about jackets. My work here is done, and by work I mean talking.
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